Sex and the Damn forsaken Bible

So I just read a blog on the bible and sex; and damn is all I can do to sum it up in one word. How many people have actually read the bible to find that is just one dirty scripture after another? Most of the old testment is dirtier than an old nasty salior that hasn't gotten any in a grip of time. I don't know a single person that doesn't masturbate except my best friend who we will call J. She swears up and down that she has never ever even stuck a finger in there. I say she is a straight faced liar because I was playing with my cash and prizes before I was even 5. By the time I was 10 I had high school age boys trying to get me naked on the playground ( don't worry I didn't give it up until I was 15 and in a dead end relationship with a guy I won in a bet hahahahaha). Sex comes up an awful lot in the bible but if it was such a sin why do we make our children read this heap of shit? If you make your kid read the bible every day until the whole damn thing absorbed in their brain, you may never have to give them the sex talk because there is more dirty shit in there than there is in a decade of cosmos!!! Since when is sex dirty when the bible teaches us about incest, adultery, fornication with your fellow neighbor and how to basicly fuck your dad? I could never stomache sitting in church the older I got espesially after a bunch of catholic priests were caught raping our nations young boys. I can't stand Christians and all they stand for because what they stand for is the ultimate sin on earth; fucking your dad and being ok with it after some therapy. I love how they can look their daughters in the face and say " Your father would never do such a thing to you...... why must you lie to us? Do you need more attention? Your punishment is to spend 3 hours of a lone time with your father every day for the next 4 months." How fitting to punish the lieing whore right? Christains don't realize what they are doing to the youth of our nation with their sin-filled sermons and nasty books. I love how they teach that Jesus turned the other cheek when some one hit him. So is that how our children supposed to react when you stick up their ass? How can god be so dirty? I can only say that the next person says jesus love you to me, I will spit in their face and say to them " Then why is he raping our alter boys?"